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world-famous quotes about the sea and relaxation, vacation and freedom...

I asked the mighty sea, What is the great covenant of existence. The sonorous sea answered me: “Be always full of sound, like me!” Konstantin Balmont

What is happiness? This white sand, these are azure skies and salty sea. Frederic Beigbeder

In any case, he smells of the sea wherever he pleases, that’s his nature. He wants it here, he wants it a thousand miles away. It didn't care about distances. Such a great guy. Max Fry

I love the sea and freedom more than anything in the world...

On the open sea, the air is fresh, wounds heal faster, and the silence is so dense that you can bear unanswered questions without being tormented by your own silence. Arturo Perez-Reverte

A man at sea is never alone. Ernest Hemingway

“The sea, the sea is a bottomless world” Yuri Antonov

He was amazed that the sea was blue, that it roared incessantly - in a word, everything that was most banal that could amaze the ocean, but if he had been told at that moment that all this was banal, he would only have gasped in amazement. Francis Fitzgerald

Each of us has our own sea. Elchin Safarli

...At the Black Sea, who appeared to me
In the blooming acacias the city
In the blooming acacias the city
Near the Black Sea... Leonid Utesov “Near the Black Sea” (quotes about the Black Sea)

Sea and relaxation are made for each other

Living by the sea, people become wise. They are not locked in the mountains and are not tied to a monotonous plain. The sea has plenty of space for the eyes. This probably helps people think freely. Annika Thor

The sun was happy that it was shining; the sea - by what reflected its jubilant light. Maxim Gorky

And only a few understand the language of the sea. And it is simple, like the voice of a mother who sings a song to her unborn child: “You and I are of the same blood, there are no differences between us, drop by drop...” Elena Gordeeva

It will forever remain in my memory with color repetitions, the day when I see the sea... 30.02, “When I see the sea”

When you look at the sea for a long time, you begin to miss people, and when you look at people for a long time, you start to miss the sea. Haruki Murakami. Listen to the song of the wind

One day you will find yourself by the sea, and it will carry away the pain of memories on its waves. Each of us has our own sea. Elchin Safarli

When I look at the sea, it seems to me that its waves carry away my sadness. Elchin Safarli

I will never cease to be amazed by the beauty of the sea. Looking at him, I seem to look into my soul, allowing my consciousness to rethink a lot. Alexandra Bulgakova

It seems to me that more people come here for fresh air, of which there is so little. The sea air is completely different. It smells like people's dreams. Dhobi Ghat

We all came from the sea, but we are not all children of the sea. We, the chosen ones, flying on the crest of a wave, are drawn to return to it again and again. Wave Conquerors

The sea is outwardly lifeless, but it is full of monstrous life, which cannot be comprehended until you go to the bottom. Brodsky

The sea itself is a mystery. It is the space where the world of the living and the world of the dead come into contact with each other. Koji Suzuki

The sea and love do not tolerate pedants. Alexander Green

Sea and sky are two symbols of infinity. Giuseppe Mazzini

The sea smelled like an inflated sail, in which water, salt and cold sun were entangled. It smelled simply, this sea, but the smell was both large and unique, so Grenouille did not dare to split it into fishy, salty, watery, algae, freshness, and so on. Patrick Suskind

The sea is calling. You will understand this, the sea is nothing more than a constant call. Alessandro Barrico

Sea! When you say this word, it seems that you are going out for a walk, looking at the horizon. Sea.. Alexander Green

The sea is the best thing that can happen to a person... Max Fry

On the seashore I chew on my old and fresh grievances. And I immediately feel how funny it is to engage in self-care when a spectacle of such breadth is before your eyes. Emil Cioran

The best cure for all ailments is salt water...Sweat, tears and the sea...

Ask the sailors about the sea. Japanese proverb

When so much is behind everything, especially grief, don’t wait for anyone’s support, get on the train, land by the sea. Joseph Brodsky

The ocean calms my restless soul. Leigh Bardugo. Siege and storm.

How nice it would be if each of us had a river leading to our own sea. Alessandro Baricco

it is very difficult to describe the sea. Do you know what description of the sea I recently read in a student notebook? "The sea was big." And that's all. I think it's wonderful! Ivan Bunin

And later, when he learned from stories that the sea was large and you could sail on ships all day long without encountering land, he usually imagined that he was sitting on such a ship high above, in a basket on the very front mast, and flying somewhere into the distance along the endless smell of the sea, which is not even a smell at all, but a breath, an exhalation, the end of all smells, and with pleasure he seems to dissolve in this breath. Patrick Suskind

Now he understood the difference between land and sea. On earth you don't think about the earth. And when you are at sea, you constantly think about the sea, even if your thoughts are about something else. Chingiz Aitmatov

If you look closely, you can see that the sea is blue differently every day. Maria Parr

The sea sometimes has a good character, sometimes a bad one, and it is impossible to understand why. After all, we only see the surface of the water. But if you love the sea, it doesn't matter. Then you accept both the good and the bad... Tove Jansson

For me, the sea has always been a creature you can trust, a friend who readily listens to any story, never revealing the secrets entrusted to him, a comrade who gives the best advice: everyone interprets the sound and splash of the waves as best they can. Ernesto Chegevara

A man on the seashore is always a poet. Banana Yoshimoto

In the sea, in the sea and in the weightlessness of the depths - where all dreams come true and two souls merge, the most cherished desires come true. "The Sea Inside"

I looked at the lonely sea, not daring to go into it even up to my waist. I was afraid that it would dissolve me...

“The sea is everything! His breath is pure and life-giving. In its vast desert, a person does not feel alone, because around him he feels the beat of life.” Jules Verne

Wonderful quotes about the sea and vacation famous people: poets, politicians, writers, musicians...

Just imagine: sea, sand, a light breeze blowing your hair... Can you imagine?

Here... And everything else is bullshit...

Yes, cover it all with sea foam, shells, corals and a chocolate tan...ツ

I so wanted the sea

You've been missing me all year.

Saved, collected money,

To see what I am like.

“And finally, the sea!

Huge and unexpected, it rushed into the eyes and showered with persistent salty freshness. Usually we didn’t have the patience to reach it, and we ran down a steep path to the shore and, without having time to slow down, flew into the warm, gentle water...”

Fazil Iskander

Take a little sand from each beach where you relax, and over time you will get an original interior decoration

“And then I look up and see it - I - see it: the sea.

For the first time in these long days I really see him. And I hear his terrible voice, I feel his strongest smell and non-stop internal dance, an endless wave. Everything disappears and only this remains. In front of me. Above me. Like a revelation.

The veil of pain and fear that captivated my soul melts, the net of abomination, cruelty and nightmare that obscured my eyes is torn, the twilight of death that has clouded my mind dissipates, and in an unexpected light the desired clarity dawns on me, I finally see, and feel, and understand .

It seemed like a silent spy, even an accomplice. Or a frame, a stage, a decoration. Now I look at it and understand: the sea was everything. It was everything from the very beginning. I see it dancing around me, illuminated by an icy light, a triumphant, beautiful and immense monster. It was in the hands that brought death, in the dying dead, in thirst and hunger, in agony, meanness and madness, it was hatred and despair, pity and refusal, it was this blood and this flesh, this horror and this brilliance. There is no raft, no people, no words, no feelings, no actions - nothing. There are no guilty and innocent, condemned and saved.

There is only the sea.

Everything has become the sea."

Alessandro Baricco

“I love the sea, I like to look at the ebb and flow of the tides, alternating without rest or rest, indifferent to everything except their original purpose - to lick the shore and polish the stones. The surf has always been and will be after all of us. Our life itself is like the surf with its eternal dance of waves. Ebbs and flows, sometimes joys, sometimes sorrows.”

Julio Travieso Serrano

I don't want to go to the sea... I want to live there! Here.

Tips for vacationers

“If you've never seen the sea, I feel sorry for you, kid,” said Skipper, scratching behind his ear. - However, don’t worry. The fact is that the sea splashes in everyone. Only over time, some turn it into a stagnant swamp, others into a shallow lake, and still others into an endless ocean.... Svetlana Yagupova

Good morning is when it's 11:00

summer on the calendar

and outside the window is the sea...

In every person's life there is a moment when there is only one thing left - to be happy!

I want all my “Wants” to come true!

The sea is sensuality embodied.

The sea knows how to passionately love and hate, knows how to laugh and cry.

The sea rejects any attempts to bind him with spells, throws off any shackles. No matter how much you talk about it, there will always be something that you couldn’t even imagine...

Christopher Paolini

What is happiness?

Frederic Beigbeder

The sea does not reward those who are too worried, too greedy or too impatient... calm, calm, calm is what the sea teaches.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Sea, I want you.

Write down grievances in the sand, carve blessings in marble.

Pierre Buast.

“This is what she missed so much - the sea, her great neighbor for twenty-five years, the sea with its salty air, its angry gusts, its booming voice, its powerful breath, the sea that she saw every morning from her window in Poplars, which she breathed night and day, which I constantly felt next to me and, without realizing it, I fell in love with as a living person...”

Guy De Maupassant

When you look at the sea for a long time, you begin to miss people, and when you look at people for a long time, you begin to miss the sea.

Haruki Murakami

“The sea bewitches, the sea kills, excites, frightens, and also makes you laugh, sometimes disappears, on occasion it disguises itself as a lake or piles up storms, devours ships, bestows wealth - and does not give answers; it is wise, and gentle, and strong, and unpredictable. But the main thing is that the sea is calling. The sea is nothing more than a constant call. It doesn’t stop for a moment, it fills you, it’s everywhere. You can not notice anything - it’s useless. The sea will still call you. These are other seas that you will never see; they are eternal and will patiently wait for you one step away from your life.”

Alessandro Baricco

The collection includes phrases and quotes about rest, vacation, weekend:

I am never so busy as during my leisure hours. Cicero
On weekdays they will think about the future, on weekends - about the past, and only on vacation - about the present. Vladimir Borisov
This is how you have to work to have such a rest!.. Alexander Mikheev
Eternal vacation is a good definition of hell. Bernard Shaw
The higher a mighty eagle soars in the skies, the longer it is forced to rest on earth. Alexandre Dumas the father
Tell yourself that life is not only about work... A.V. Ivanov

Fine organized holiday— when everyone is tied to their beds. Mikhail Mamchich
Give me a point of support - I’ll sit down and smoke. Yuri Tatarkin
To be able to manage your leisure time wisely is the highest level of civilization. Bertrand Russell
Leisure is spending time between two television programs.
Tourism - best vacation, but rest is better than tourism.
His “resort romance” didn’t even amount to a story. B. Shapiro
Work must be consistent with rest; Stupid is the one who turns leisure into activity. F. Rückert
If he is cheerful at work, then he is playful at rest. Russian proverb
So sometimes you want to rest with all your heart, but when you remember that you haven’t worked yet, all the desire suddenly disappears. Yuri Tatarkin
You have to pay for a vacation, but you have to overpay for a good one.
Timely rest is equal to work. Silovan Ramishvili
Of all medicines, the best are rest and abstinence. Benjamin Franklin
Fatigue will be over when you don't have to work after days off. Pierre Duck
Of course, lying in a hammock, you risk getting a ache in the lower back, but those who have not tried such a life are worthy only of pity. Frederic Beigbeder
Bed - best place for reading, thinking and doing nothing. Doris Lessing
Vacation: two weeks on the beach and fifty broke. Leonard Levinson
Anyone who has learned well that free cheese is only in a mousetrap does not even dare to relax without paying exorbitant prices. Elena Ermolova
Vacation is such free time that is given to employees to remind them that the institution can do just fine without them during the rest of the year. Fortin Louis
The easiest way is to waste your free time. Sandland Law
Rest is necessary. I can do a year's worth of work in nine months, but not in twelve. John Pierpont Morgan
The best employees work harder than others and rest more than others. Tom Hopkins
Seaside holidays improve health and weaken morale. Janguli Gvilava
We must take a break so as not to take a break. A.V. Ivanov
Rest is proper laziness. Gerasim Avsharyan
You can't work all the time. Everyone needs a little rest, and I believe that the best time for this is the early morning hours - about five or six hours after you wake up. George Allen
Rest is a rare opportunity to think about business. Gennady Malkin
There is nothing more hopeless than having fun according to plan. Samuel Johnson
Relaxation from righteous labors into a serene sleep encourages and inspires. Yuri Tatarkin
Nothing tires you more than someone else's rest. Andrzej Stock
Some work to relax, others relax to work. Valery Afonchenko
You need to learn to be happy in moments of relaxation, when you remember that you are alive, and not in moments of hectic life activity, when you forget about it. Ivan Petrovich Pavlov
We usually ask people how they spent their weekend for the sole purpose of being able to talk about their own weekend. Chuck Palahniuk
Well, what kind of terminology do we have: pioneer camp, recreation area... V Shenderovich
No one died from work, and there is nothing to say about rest. "Pshekruj"
No one needs a vacation more than a person who has just returned from vacation. Elbert Hubbard

You can only rest from your soul in the grave!
There is no time in life when one could completely surrender to rest; external efforts, and even more so internal ones, are just as, if not more, than in youth, necessary as we grow old. A. Tocqueville
Rest is a drug: as soon as you start working, withdrawal symptoms immediately begin.
On vacation, the main thing is to relax without rest! Sergei Beschastny
Rest and work are inseparable, like the eyelid and the eye. Rabindranath Tagore
The best vacation is active, the best active recreation- Job. Evgeniy Kashcheev
Rest for those who are not tired is tiresome. Leszek Kumor
The only thing better than lying on the sofa is lying on the sofa after lunch. Alexey Kalinin
Rest, I thought: I sighed and exhaled. Vladimir Borisov
Courchevel is a place where pretty young girls go not so much to ski as to pole pole. Vlad Shimanovsky
You can't spend your vacation - it always ends on time. Ivan Ivanyuk
The bed is a place where you rest alone and get tired together. Andre Prevost

Retirement: rest forced on you when all you can do is work. Georges Elgozy
Shortest distance between two points: the distance between the start and end of the holiday. Yanina Ipohorskaya
Can rest be truly sweet without fatigue? Constant immobility is not even rest. This is nothingness, this is death. George Sand
How nice it is to do nothing and then relax! Spanish proverb
Extreme fatigue is when you don’t even have enough strength to rest.
I play computer football and sleep. That's all my leisure time. Alexey Maklakov
Once you’ve done the job, feel free to surf the Internet. Neyah
If I rest, I become rusty. Placido Domingo
He who can rest is superior to him who can take cities. B Franklin

We all love the sea, and our best memories are associated with it. We want to tell you why it attracts us so much, makes writers and poets dedicate their works to it, and artists write seascapes. To do this, we have collected the best short and beautiful quotes about the sea. Many of the selected aphorisms belong to the authorship of great people, and many are considered folk. And all these statements about the sea so successfully and accurately describe the sensations that the blue of the sea gives us that they should appeal to everyone who has been to the sea. And to those who have not been - give the desire to go to sea coast right now.

Beautiful quotes about the sea

Sea and sky are two symbols of infinity.
Giuseppe Mazzini

Time, like the sea, unties any knots.
Iris Murdoch

Love is like a sea sparkling with heavenly colors.
Mikhail Prishvin

You stand on the shore and feel the salty smell of the wind that blows from the sea. And you believe that you are free, and life has just begun.
"Knocking on Heaven's Door"

Understand that in heaven they only talk about the sea. How infinitely beautiful it is. About the sunset they saw. About how the sun, plunging into the waves, became scarlet, like blood. And they felt that the sea had absorbed the energy of the light into itself, and the sun was tamed, and the fire was already burning out in the depths. And you? What will you tell them? After all, you have never been to the sea. Up there they'll call you a sucker.
"Knocking on Heaven's Door"

When you look at the sea for a long time, you begin to miss people, and when you look at people for a long time, you start to miss the sea.
Haruki Murakami

The sea attracts our gaze, and the earth attracts our feet.
Mark Levy

If the sea makes you sad, you are hopeless.
Federico Garcia Lorca

When so much is behind everything
especially grief,
Don’t wait for anyone’s support, get on the train,
land by the sea.
Joseph Brodsky

When I look at the sea, it seems to me that its waves carry away my sadness.
Elchin Safarli

The love for the sea does not fade over the years. I will always think about it, and it will always make me happy, this is love without disappointments...
Natalya Andreeva

Quotes about the sea with meaning

The sea attracts people with its magical beauty and mysterious greatness. No wonder everyone loves the sea. This is what all the most beautiful and incredibly insightful quotes about the sea are about, which we have selected especially for you.

The sea is eternal movement and love, eternal life.
Jules Verne

Hello sky
Hello sea
Clouds…
Zemfira Ramazanova

The sea is the sea, it rolls and rolls back. Sometimes the sea is stormy. It simply is, and this is enough to evoke many different feelings in people, and I want to live simply as a “man by the sea.”
Banana Yoshimoto

The sea - it washes away melancholy and disappointment better than any medicine.
Tatiana Stepanova

If you want to learn something about the sea, you must be at the sea, otherwise it is impossible.
Maria Parr

A man at sea is never alone.
Ernest Hemingway

The sea never gets old.
Mark Levy

At sea you can’t know anything in advance - nothing!
Agatha Christie

The sea is a great healer, you will soon find out for yourself.
William Somerset Maugham

Cool quotes about the sea

From time to time, everyone dreams of the sea: some - on the way to work on a stuffy bus, others - while answering numerous work messages and sorting out a bunch of things, and still others - while sitting at boring lectures or studying textbooks. Some people have to wait years to meet him, while others have the opportunity to see him every day. For some, a few hours is enough, for others, even a week alone with him is not enough. Sea. Four letters with so much freshness, depth, sweetness and peace. If you miss the sea, then this collection of sayings and aphorisms can be a small breath of fresh sea air. These statuses and quotes contain enough for both adults and children.

Sometimes you just want to run barefoot along the exciting surface of the sandbanks, feel the foamy rush of warm waves with your ankles...
Jennifer Lopez

No matter how, no matter where, the sea will always be waiting for you.
Alessandro Barrico

The sight of the sea always makes a deep impression; it is the embodiment of that infinite which continually attracts thought and in which it is continually lost.
Anne-Louise Germaine de Staël

The sea, it washes away all the bad things that have managed to stick to land. Salt water first tears, then heals wounds. The waves rock you like a mother's hand - a cradle, and whisper...
Elena Gordeeva

The sea is waiting for you, choking with blue. At sea, everyone will become children.
Kamilla Lysenko

The sea is a great reconciliator.
Fazil Iskander

Sea? I love him to pieces, sitting on the beach.
Douglas Jerrold

Seasickness It's the people, not the sea, that evoke me. But I'm afraid science has not yet found a cure for this disease.
Albert Einstein

Sea! When you say this word, it seems that you are going out for a walk, looking at the horizon. Sea...
Alexander Green

Come to the sea in the off season,
in addition to material benefits,
there is still a reason
that this is a temporary solution, but a way out.
Joseph Brodsky

Statuses about the sea are short and beautiful

Most of us associate the sea with relaxation, summer and warmth. Many people go on vacation to the sea in the summer. We hope that you are either already at sea or will go there in the near future. And let these quotes motivate you to travel to the sea.

The noise of cars makes us machines, the sound of the sea makes us alive...
The best cure for everything is salt water. Sweat, tears and the sea. Moreover, the sea is the best!
I envy those who wake up and see the sea.
The soul asks to go to the sea, and the body gets ready for work...
You stand on the shore and feel the salty smell of the wind that blows from the sea. And you believe that you are free, and everything is still ahead...
Try to stop and become the sea: he cares least of all about this crazy running around and meaningless work.
At sea, thoughts become dull and feelings become sharper.
I just want to sit on the seashore, watch the sunset and think about good things...
The sea is better than any medicine.
Two things fly by especially quickly near the sea - time and money.
I don’t understand where people who don’t like the sea come from? Maybe they were deceived, and they were not at sea at all?

You cannot give everything to everyone, because there is a lot of everyone, but not enough of everything!

Rest- how much there is in this word!...

Stop, just a moment! You are a rest!

Dear work! Isn't it time for you to take a break from me?

Remote work is not only pleasant, but also around the clock.

A well-spent vacation is not when you have photos on VK and Odnoklassniki, but when they are hidden in hidden folders far, far away on your computer!

Forgot about vacation? So, it's time to forget about work!

Extreme fatigue is when you don’t even have enough strength to rest.

Relaxing is good!

Rest is the replacement of one idleness with another.

It’s better to relax on someone else’s “hacienda” than to plow on your own!

No matter what country you go to on vacation, you will bring a souvenir from everywhere!

A difficult question: why work if the Chinese will do the same thing faster, better and cheaper?!

I often have the feeling that my vacation ends faster than it can begin...

It’s hard and monotonous without REST. This is the conclusion reached by recreational scientists, buzzologists, bedtheologists and bookologists. I'll go rest...!

You need to relax in a place where all attempts to attract you to work can be stopped with one phrase: “I’m in international roaming.”

From correspondence in ICQ:
- How do you rest?
- It’s hard to say, I’ve just started... But the sea is warm and clean.
- Swim there for me!
- How cunning! You will lie there on the sofa, and I will swim here?!

- Well, how was your vacation?
- Get hurt! I've been on the couch, taken baths, and gone on tours of local shops and supermarkets!

According to statistics, every person who gets sunburned on vacation in the sun has someone who will definitely slap you on the back and ask: “Well, how did you rest?”

Read the new aviation-erotic magazine "Play-Boing" while on vacation.

The worse a person returning from vacation looks, the better rested he was.

It's better to be last on the list of billionaires than first on the "Best Employees of the Month" list.

If your work does not evoke emotions in you, then you are a professional.

I wrote my resume and burst into tears....I'm so cool.

I bought a gel for problem areas. I'll paint my work!

Morning. Monday.
Chief: - Your eyes are red! Drank, or what?
- No! I missed work and cried!!!

How fast it flies: I didn’t even have time to wake up and was already late for work!

The best defense is an attack. Therefore, instead of “explanatory”, always write “report”.

How the week goes: Monday... Tuesday... Wednesday... Thursday... Friday, Saturday and Sunday!

Always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.

A pre-planned day off from work on Wednesday automatically turns Tuesday into Friday.

On Sunday there is such sudden languor,
And on a weekday, I’d rather stay at home!
Vladimir Andreev

Work is what he is obliged to do, but Play is what he is not obliged to do. Therefore, making artificial flowers or carrying water in a sieve is work, but knocking down skittles or climbing Mont Blanc is fun.
Mark Twain

Rest: what you do when no one is telling you what to do.
Joseph Prendergast

If your reflection in the mirror begins to look like your passport photo, then it’s time to rest.
Abdugani Khamdamov

To be able to manage your leisure time wisely is the highest level of civilization.
Bertrand Russell

I am never so busy as during my leisure hours.
Cicero

Tell yourself that life is not only about work...
A.V.Ivanov

Retirement: rest forced on you when all you can do is work.
Georges Elgozy

There is no time in life when one could completely surrender to rest; external efforts, and even more so internal ones, are just as, if not more, than in youth, necessary as we grow old.
A. Tocqueville

One of the undoubted and pure joys is rest after work.
Immanuel Kant

Only those who dare to fail greatly can achieve great achievements.
Robert Kennedy

He who can rest is superior to him who can take cities.
B Franklin

Pointless rest is worse than work.
Russian proverb

Leisure is spending time between two television programs.

The bed is a place where you rest alone and get tired together.
Andre Prevost

How hard you have to work to have such a rest!..
Alexander Mikheev

F. Rückert

His “resort romance” didn’t even amount to a story.
B. Shapiro

How nice it is to do nothing and then relax!
Spanish proverb

From time to time you should take a break from idleness.
Jean Cocteau

Some work to relax, others relax to work.
Valery Afonchenko

Work must be consistent with rest; Stupid is the one who turns leisure into activity.
F. Rückert

So sometimes you want to rest with all your heart, but when you remember that you haven’t worked yet, all the desire suddenly disappears.
Yuri Tatarkin

If he is cheerful at work, then he is playful at rest.
Russian proverb

– When I retire, I won’t do anything. For the first five months I will just sit in a rocking chair.
- And then?
“And then... then I’ll start swinging.”

Took the first step towards have a good rest... Quit!

In 2-3 years, it will be super cool to confidently write “2008–2017” on your resume. - worked." Without any further clarification, where and by whom!

I was in Karaganda for almost a week, and at least someone would have called and asked: “Where are you?”...

– Until what time do you work today?
– I don’t know yet... I have 4 cubes here: with the letters Zh, O, P and A. So, until I put them together into a word, I won’t be able to leave work!

I am constantly haunted by smart thoughts. But I'm faster!

To get a smart idea into your head, you need to leave the roof slightly moved.

So... I'll write off algebra, literature is easy, forget about physics, they won't ask me about chemistry, I'll write off biology... That's it! I've done my homework - you can relax!

Mosquitoes have become more cunning: they fly up, sit on the bed, and then continue on foot (so that they cannot be heard).

How can I get to heaven if five of the seven deadly sins are a hobby???

Now the phrase “I’ve seen a lot of things in my life...” should be read as “I’m on the Internet around the clock”!

I'm looking for intimacy. Don't offer a job!

Seasonal office work:
- hibernation
- spring vitamin deficiency
- summer indifference
- autumn depression

Work has three advantages: Friday, salary and vacation.

The ancient holiday "Friday Evening" is celebrated for 3 days.

I drink coffee tea, tea coffee, milk juice, tea milk... And all because the cup at work needs to be washed at least sometimes.

How? Have you ever eaten dumplings in the shower? Yes, you just never were late for work!

Super promotion from the employer: 5 days of work for the price of one!

The end of the work week is a small orgasm!

The money I earned at work will last me for the rest of my life if I die today at 15:00...

Look carefully! Do you see? Something flashed before my eyes!!! This is your weekend...

I'm looking for a job. Over the weekend I managed to forget where she was...

You have to pay for a vacation, but you have to overpay for a good one.

Don't lie low if you can't make money in bed.
(George Burns)